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Personnel Correspondence
Seeker Division: Unit Silverlight


I am telling you, Phoenix, I'm not sure I have ever been anyplace as boring as Delta Base. What a waste of space! We're supposed to keep the remaining citizens alive, but nothing goes on here that's exciting. I think the key word in that phrase is "remaining." It's like a ghost town here, no ones around half the time and the other frontliners are no fun. Why the Decepticons would want to take Delta, I don't get it. Although I guess they're not right in the processor so that may be why.
And man, I don't think my paintjob has ever seen such a rough time! This place is filthy, half the mechs here…well it's a wonder they're still functioning, the amount of grime that's embedded in their plating.

And to think, I turned down the Kaon assignment. Kaon is like the Matrix compared to this place. I'm so bored!

Later, Silverlight.


Personnel Correspondence
Medical Division: Unit Phoenix


Nice to see you've got plenty to do, aside from frequent the washracks and raid the paint stores. Haha. I don't know whose worse – you or Sunstreaker?

We're actually, you know, fighting the Decepticons down here. Are you serious, they actually want that scrapheap of a base? You should have seen the size of the one Ironhide's unit took down today. The dents I had to bang out of the twins! I lost a good wrench today, whacked Bruticus over the helm with it when he pointed his blaster at the mech I was working on at the time. Fraggin' cheek! Needless to say my wrench is now bent and busted. I've always wondered why the 'Cons are so thick, it's their helm plating – there's no room for a processor in there. You might even see the action over the videoscope, some journalist turned up. Just look for me gracing the screen and fixing injured Autobots while you're having fun up there on a scrapheap of a base and raiding the washracks. These energon stains better come out, if not Sunstreaker's going to regret the next time I have to fix him. WHY he and Sideswipe had to take down Thundercracker, right next to me while I was working on Hound, is beyond me.

Trust me, you didn't want to go to Kaon. Did you hear what happened over the videoscope?

Have fun living the good life up there and raiding the paint stores, yeah think of me when you're shiny and clean and I'm covered in another mech's energon. Slagger.

Phoenix.


Personnel Correspondence
Seeker Division: Unit Silverlight


You'll get a new wrench, make sure you keep it though I want to see how much damage it took after it hit Bruticus. Bruticus, of all mechs why Bruticus? He's a half-cocked glitched up fragger.
Besides, you've got a massive store of wrenches anyway! Where do you get them all? Enough with the paint thing, just because I like my paintjob to sparkle does not mean I'm like Sunstreaker. He's way worse than me.

Sorry for the mega-late reply, we had a team of 'Cons try to sneak in and be all sneaky. Obviously they failed. Miserably. Because I was here, and I'm that much cooler than any other mech on this base. Heck, even Cliffjumper is a better mech than these guys! If Bluestreak wasn't here, well then I'd already be slagged.

By the way, saw that videofeed. Primus, was that Motormaster? He looked like he survived, obviously you guys need some backup down there – care to put in a request to move me and Blue down there? We're dying of boredom up here. Metaphorically.

Silverlight.


Personnel Correspondence
Medical Division: Unit Phoenix


You cheeky aft! Oh, you're in for it when I catch up to you. Yeah sure I'll save the wrench, so I can whack you upside the helm when you get back. You don't need to tell me Bruticus is a glitch, he's a Decepticon – it's natural for them. Ratchet gives me all my wrenches, or I pinch 'em. You know what the twins do when they're bored, and I'd rather not have the med-bay in chaos again.

Very poetic. Sneak in and be all sneaky, huh? At least you don't have Megatron and Starscream you're way, they naturally come for the real threat – us 'Bots down here.

You can slaggin' well finish that mission up there, not like it's a proper one anyway. You better not die, I'll come find you in the Matrix and whack you again. Yeah it was Motormaster, he survived but not before Ironhide put some major damage in his chassis.

Another major battle down here. Just emphasises my point about who the bigger threat is, really. That's why I haven't been able to reply until now, that glitch 'Screamer managed to rip half my doorwing off. Ratchet had to put me into forced stasis, you know what wings are like.

Phoenix


Personnel Correspondence
Seeker Division: Unit Silverlight


Oooh, look whose getting bold. Whack me will you? Not before I tackle you.

Pssht, only because those glitches don't know any better. If they were looking for a real threat, they're in the wrong place. I could take 'em. Maybe if the mechs down your end were any good, they'd have called off the 'Cons on our end. Alas, they keep coming. It's clear who is the bigger threat here. Us, yeah not you guys.

I'm gunna rip 'Screamers wings off. Slowly.

Silverlight.


Personnel Correspondence
Medical Division: Unit Phoenix


Kiss my skidplate, you wouldn't know a tackle even if it kicked you in the aft.

No, ripping 'Screamer's wings off is my job. You can go at them with a blunt energon sword or something.


Personnel Correspondence
Seeker Division: Unit Silverlight


Frag off, I called 'Screamer first. You're such a glitch.



Personnel Correspondence
Medical Division: Unit Phoenix


Still meeting up in two vorns?


Personnel Correspondence
Seeker Division: Unit Silverlight


Oh yeah, wouldn't miss it.
Moved from my old account.

I saw a version of this with the twins of FF .net and had a shot of inspiration to do it for Silverlight and Phoenix. 'cause they're best friends.

Was laughing all the way through this. BANTER <3


Phoenix and Silverlight are mine.
Transformers is Hasbro's.
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